Being the single guy that I am, I occasionally look around for available women in my area (that‘s an understatement). So, being that I was up and on the computer I decided to look around a bit on the Myspace to see if there were any eligible female Myspace users that lived close by to my new digs. Myspace makes it pretty easy with the advanced browsing thing that they have.
So, I picked my desires. Age:25-40. Single or divorced. Smoking both. Drinking no. Christian. White, Asian, Latina, or other. Wants kids. 20 miles from my location. I press the button and 39 ladies who match my interest pop up before me.
First off, I scan the pictures and pick the prettiest ones first. Here’s a pretty one. She’s 28 and lives in the college town. I go to the page. She’s got all the glitter stuff and flashy things. Let’s get by that and go to some pics. That will show me something about her. Ohhhhh…. Girl in her late 20’s who still dresses up gangsta and wants to kick it with the kiddies, huh? WTF? Damn girl, grow the fuck up! You’re almost 30 and want to act like 18. Nope, not this one for sure. Pretty….. Yeah, pretty immature.
I try another one. She is 30. Again, the pics say a lot. Op! Another college girl wannabe. Well, she is in college. Yeah, a couple of pics all boozed up and flashing gangsta signs with a crooked hat on and making that god awful pouty face. Have we extended our teenage years to go into their 30’s now? NEXT!
Ah, here is a pretty face. What’s in her pics? Well, there is her graduation pic from 4 years ago. And, uh oh. Now I know why only the face shot on the profile. She’s put on about 75 pounds since graduation. Now I can handle someone being a little overweight, but grossly fat, uh uh. I’m just not attracted to that. I will give her this much, she’s not acting like a teenybopper at 27 years old. NEXT!
Ah, a 34 year old. OMG, she looks like Cher! Lets check this out. Uh oh, lots of pics partying her ass off. I thought I chose the no drinking category. Who are all these guys she’s hanging all over? Nah, no social butterflies for me. My partying days are well behind me. NEXT!
Here’s a cutie. She looks kind of young in her profile pic. Lets check it out. Oh, the first thing I see is her saying she’s really only 13. WTF!!! Why are you saying you are 30 then? And why do you have scantily clad pictures on your profile? Don’t you know there are sick fucks out here?!? Does your Mom know about this? NEXT!
There are of course the obligatory fake profiles with porn star pictures too. Of course the one I find that really matches what I want the best is from Manila in the Philippines. I’m sorry but that is not within 20 miles of me. Doesn’t Myspace follow the search helps?
So there it is, 0-39 in my local search criteria. I think all that I have learned is that Women in their late 20’s and early 30’s just want to stay teenagers, teenagers want to be 30, most single women are grossly overweight, and christian women really like to booze it up. Where are the REAL women? None of them in my area are on Myspace, that’s for sure.
2 comments:
It was depressing to me, the last time I was single, just how old the men my age were starting to look. When I was first single, I was 35 and only looked at 35-40 year olds. Then I found myself 37 and single and wow...what a difference. I changed it to 35-42 but I guess I was leaning more toward the 40-year-olds. It was incredibly hard to find a man that age who took care of himself. Which was fine, except they seemed to all be looking for women in good shape and I didn't get it. My boyfriend was 43...so that tells you I expanded my search! I didn't meet him on MySpace, though. He's also thin and in good shape for his age, although that's more to do with luck than being a health nut. Sometimes it is an issue that I like to work out and he'd prefer to sit around. So I'd advise anyone who's active to look for someone who puts fitness as a priority as well.
It was just a crack up to me how many people did not seem to be what they were trying to portray.
yeah, for my age, I look at many of my age and wonder how they got so old, LOL. I don't look young, but I certainly don't look old.
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